Shakespearian Profanities

£6.99
Type: Accessories
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We are currently closed on Thurdays and are unable to dispatch orders placed after 2pm Wednesday until Friday.

*We work very hard to get all orders dispatched asap, however during sale and busy periods, dispatch can occasionally be delayed.

Returns

We are happy to accept returns and exchanges within 14 days of the item/s being delivered.

Unfortunately, as a small independent business, we are unable to cover the cost of returns.

We recommend using a tracked service to return your items to us to the following address...

Captain Jellyfish

67 High St

Skipton

BD23 1DS

Items may also be returned to us in store.

For more information of Returns/Exchanges, please see our Delivery & Returns page.

Do you find modern day insults just aren't enough? These 100 cards will expand your vocabulary and teach you some of the best insults from Shakespearean times. 

Discover the art of the insult with Shakespearean Profanities, a set of 100 cards featuring the Bard’s most biting and clever jabs. Perfect for literature lovers, wordsmiths, or anyone looking to elevate their vocabulary of comebacks, this set adds a dash of wit to your repertoire. 

Modern insults just don’t cut it? Travel back in time with this hilarious and educational deck, featuring 100 creative and scathing jabs crafted by the literary genius himself. A must-have for students, bookworms, or anyone who appreciates the beauty of language and the joy of a well-placed barb.

Upgrade your insult game and let Shakespeare do the talking!

  • Authentic Old English Insults: Impress (or confound) your audience with insults straight out of Shakespeare’s plays.
  • Educational & Entertaining: Each card lists the quote's source, including the play, act, and verse, for a dose of literary knowledge alongside the wit.
  • Great for Word Lovers: An excellent gift for fans of English literature, language buffs, or anyone who enjoys a touch of sophistication in their humor.
  • Compact Gift Box: Neatly packaged, making it an ideal stocking filler, party game, or birthday gift for adults with a love for clever banter.
  • Fun & Informative: Turn casual conversations into a theatrical spectacle with insults that are both classy and cutting.